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If you did, prepare for damage control. It was fun while it lasted, but it should only last one night. You have to kill that noise as fast as humanly possible. Tell her as firm as possible that nothing, absolutely nothing will come from what just happened. Use the alcohol as an excuse for what went down. Tell her anything she needs to hear to keep from damaging her ego… at all costs. One false move and your business will be plastered on the communal bulletin board in the lunch room.

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Our parties had the open bar plus we weren’t allowed to bring guests. That would always make for the best stories afterward; seeing the married guy making out with the chick from Promo made the evening much better. Certainly there was never a dull moment.

She then gave me the sloppiest blowjob I ever received.

Updated December 1, But 1 in 10 admit they caught an STI from a coworker or know someone who has. And if you’re into casual sex with coworkers, you might want to stay away from the sales team! The results come from a survey conducted by OnePoll on behalf of independent health platform Patient, as part of a campaign by charity FPA. The study looked at survey answers by 2, UK office workers ranging from 18 to 65 years old. It was carried out across the UK between 8 and 14 November The customer service department got Perhaps they had some paperwork to catch up on.

Your Secret Santa could give you an STI for Christmas to year-olds are 6 times more likely to catch an STI from a colleague than their to year-old counterparts.

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Privacy Policy About Us “A coworker and I needed a place to make out after polishing off a bottle of wine together. So we headed to my car in the parking lot. Just as things started getting interesting, the police showed up and didn’t drive away until we stumbled back into our office building. Once they were out of sight, we went back to my car and finished what we’d started. At the time, a coworker and I were having a secret fling, and we got our freak on just before the boss’s wife called us together for a staff photo.

I sensed she was close to cuming again so I put both hands through her hair, holding her head while I quickened the pace.

Candy Cane Pick Up — Place a pile of candy canes on a table and provide a tray or basket for each player. Give each player a candy cane to put in his mouth with the hook end down. The player must use the candy cane hook to pick up the other candy canes and move them to the basket. The player with the most candy canes in their basket after one minute wins! Players have one minute to build a tower using the graham crackers and icing.

The player with the tallest tower after one minute wins! Each player has one minute to spray the whipped cream on the paper plate in the shape of a Christmas tree. The player with the tallest Christmas tree after one minute wins! Sugar Cookie Face — Provide cookies for each player. Players must place one cookie on their forehead and use their face muscles to move it into their mouth. The player who has gotten the most cookies in their mouth after one minute is the winner! Napkin Ring Ornament Madness — Provide 5 to 10 large napkin rings in a basket or on a tray and an unsharpened pencil or chopstick for each player.

Set the basket on a table or the floor, a few feet away from a Christmas tree. A small artificial tree works great.

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In fact, these parties have become as much a holiday tradition as mistletoe and spiking the eggnog. From casually embarrassing moments to rampant sexual harassment, modern day workers have begun to sour on this once common occurrence in offices around the country. According to a survey of 2, Millennials on Tylt, 66 percent of respondents dreaded the prospect of attending an office Christmas party.

I had to borrow one of her condoms since I only brought one.

When you’re drinking you relax a little, and begin interacting with the hot chicks from work. When you’re sober, you watch the carnage from afar. Every year there is always that one girl from work that passes out in the bathroom after they’ve tried to hit on a married man. You also see married people cheat on their spouses openly in-front of co-workers. That’s a whole different story. This was the first Christmas party where I took full advantage of the open bar.

Couple of buddies and I got after it pretty good. Started around 6pm and by 8pm we were buzzed nicely. Working in media you have people working various hours. You run into people you haven’t seen or even met. After a few drinks I had no problem striking any conversation. That helped when I ran into this gorgeous blond about 5″4 with a round ass and a cute face.

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Here’s the best way to get it on. Well, when you take alcohol, holiday parties and a bunch of people who work together you’re, absolutely, positively, just begging for disaster. As we covered a couple weeks ago, people are getting it on or at least fantasizing about it at the office even without the holiday spirit pumping through their somewhat drunken veins.

In fact, the top three festivities for holiday hookups can be attributed to New Year’s, Christmas and workplace parties, respectively.

Josh and Tracey kiss amidst the ruins of their office.

With that much Christmas entertainment, lapse of judgement can come into play. Meanwhile, two million Brits have admitted to hooking up with an office crush, while a survey of 1, office workers in England discovered that 48 percent admitted they would go all the way with a co-worker during or after an office Christmas party. Those aged were the most likely to get lucky, with a presumptuous six percent even considering booking a hotel room to continue the festive flirtation.

Letting loose A spokesperson from Hotels. However, if you do find yourself getting into an embarrassing situation, having a phone handy can help get you away quickly and easily- from booking a cab to finding a hotel at the click of a button. Have a designated place to go- preferably out of the office- and stick to it! No matter how tempting, no excessive touching or flirting. Make sure that the both of you are clear on your boundaries, before anything serious goes down.

Keep your head up. Despite the ranging hangover you might have, make sure to make it to work bright and early. Not everyone at work is on an equal playing field, and your boss is one of them. There is no designated drink limit, but remember this is not a regular party and your antics can become the office gossip the next morning. Go for it, but be aware of what lies ahead.

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Zenotek meanwhile has failed to meet its quarterly quota, and interim CEO Carol Vanstone Jennifer Aniston threatens to lay off 40 percent of the staff, cut bonuses, and cancel the annual Christmas party. Her brother, branch manager Clay T. Miller , is desperate to keep his staff. Carol harbors resentment toward Clay, whom she believed was her father’s favorite, and threatens to shut down the branch.

Vance , whom they are having lunch with later that day, and Carol gives them the chance to win his business. Walter is pleased with the pitch, but concerned with another recent branch closure at Zenotek, and feels the company is more about the budget than their people.

I was on my knees on top of the bed, inside her while she laid on her back.

So last week I hooked up with the daughter of a co-worker. She was 19 and in her first year of community college. I’m still kind of in shock over how it happened. I’m a real estate agent and our office was having a Christmas party in the restaurant of a local hotel. At 31, I’m one of the younger realtors in our office and I attended mostly out of obligation. My wife stayed home since it was the only way I could get out of going to her company’s Christmas party.

By around 7 p. I had schmoozed with everyone and was ready to call it a night.

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